Silver Service?

Do you recall Where's my fork?

Well then  .... from The Herald Diary - Tuesday 25 November

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A member of staff at a Glasgow college tells us an email was sent round with a picture of a college window, with a fork jammed between the frame and the window in order to keep it open for ventilation. Below the image staff were told: "This improvised window 'hold-open' device is both dangerous for staff/learners walking below this window, and unhygienic for those subsequently using the fork." Good to see management remaining vigilant.